Three crap jokes…


“We’d like to make a pun about herbs, or fish, but this is neither the thyme nor the plaice.”

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’d like a pint and a mop.”

People accuse me of being pedantic, but I think it depends what you mean by pedantic…


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