I read two things in quick succession that were just delicious rapier-rather-than-broadsword killings. This one is by someone I knew at school and uni. (Other evisceration to follow tmrw.)
In my experience, there are two types of good-looking women. The first are the natural beauties who are jaw-droppingly gorgeous, even first thing in the morning. But they don’t live their life obsessing about their appearance, and they go out of their way to be nice to everyone, so their looks don’t become a big issue.
The second are women who also look amazing, but spend a lot of time and money in the process.
They’re the ones more likely to be parading around work in tight skirts and with their boobs hanging out moaning about how they’re not being taken seriously.