Silly (clean) joke #94

I’ve got this friend who has worked on motorway maintenance for 15 years. He texted me and asked me to come round to his because he’d just had some really bad news.
I texted back “yes, what’s the news?”
He replied “I’ve been sacked!”
I texted back “wtf?! Why??”
He texted back “gross misconduct – theft.”
Well, I didn’t believe it, but when I got to his house, the signs were all there.

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